Spare Part Transformations

 had a fistulagram & angioplasty today -- They say you should never shop when you're hungry and never drive under the influence, but no one ever warns you about shopping under the influence (of sedation, that is). I would like to apologize to the kind man in the baking aisle. The absence of anise extract does not usually elicit such dramatic outbursts. I thought I had my act together, but if that were true why was my mom following a cart's length behind me? Shopping while Sedated is risky business!