Last week to celebrate my 6-week kidney anniversary I
saddled up – well, actually, there was no horse and no saddle, but there were
stirrups… At the time of my transplant, due to a history of obstructive
uropathy and a narrowing of the donor ureter I had a ureteral stent
implanted. Apparently 6 weeks is the
prime time for removal – so I spent an awkward morning in the Urologist’s
office. I’ve had the procedure done
countless times, but the significant difference this time was that I was awake
for all the goings-ons. I was assured by
the surgeon/urologist that the procedure was ‘well-tolerated’
His reassurance did little to stem my skepticism. Looking for a more accurate account of what
to expect I questioned the nurse getting me prepped. ‘Well, its like getting a catheter, but A LOT
deeper. Have you ever had clamps during
a well-woman visit? Yeah, it’s a little like that. But no one ever jumps off
the table.’
Right-O, no table-jumping, small comfort - right about then
I was looking for a Valium to accompany my oral antibiotic – Perhaps she (and subsequently
her patients) could benefit from a crash course on ‘How Not To Freak Out Your
Patients’. I’ve been fully alert while a
surgeon stuck his hand into my open abdominal wound probing for the muscle layer
and didn’t leap off the table – I didn’t know it was an option.
So there I sat *cough* umm lay, alone, waiting for the
numbing gel to take effect and ponder the calm
reassurances I’d been given.
All told, I spent about an hour in the office and the procedure
took about 2 minutes. It turned out to be anticlimactic. With the nurse’s
procedural preparation I had located all my escape routes, intending to keep
leaping off the table among my options.
But truly, aside from some slight discomfort, the procedure was breezy,
I mean, a breeze! And even better, was the news that my bladder and ureter
looked good and my lab work from the previous week was holding steady! (Yeah, a
healthy kidney puts little nuisances like stent removal and stirrups into
perspective) J
Not trying to top my 6-week ‘celebration’, I only planned my
weekly lab draw to mark my 7-week milestone.
In the previous six weeks of weekly lab draws I’ve had to be stuck 7
times total (if you’re doing the math, that’s only one failed attempt – not bad
for the girl with spindly veins). Now, after yesterday’s 7th-week
blood draw I’ve been stuck an additional 4 times.
‘It’s like trying to get blood from a turnip…’ I’ve said this a time or two, but it wasn’t
until this week that I truly identified with said turnip. The first attempt was
mildly successful – the lab tech successfully filled a few tubes, but with each
tube she attached to(and then removed from) the vaccutainer she would
alternately push and pull the needle enough that she finally dislodged it – no
more blood. She dug around for awhile, trying unsuccessfully to reclaim my
well-source. I finally informed her that I was wimpy and wouldn’t tolerate
digging for an extended length of time.
She was really astute at taking my non-too-subtle hint and tried a
different sized needle with even less success.
My no-digging policy must have been a tad-bit intimidating, because she
wasn’t going to see if a third time was a charm, instead she called a second
tech in - different needle, different vein, same unsuccessful outcome. Finally,
they called in tech number 3, who interestingly enough, remembered me from my
early lab draw days with my first transplant (Ah, the voice of at least 14
years’ experience, things were looking up). She detoured to my hand (when you
only have one arm to offer, the options are limited, I was just glad they
weren’t asking me to take off my shoes). Nancy and my hand proved a successful,
less turnip-py avenue, as she coaxed enough blood flow for 2 more purple top
tubes – YAY!
Each of the ladies were super-kind and every sympathetic –
not a one made me feel guilty for having made their job more difficult, only lamenting
what a tough way for me to start my morning.
It definitely wasn’t as smooth and easy as I’d like, and I’ll definitely
have more sympathy for turnips in the future, but again, a healthy kidney makes
such inconveniences just that – inconvenient, but not intolerable. J And it reminded me of
the freedom I’ve had from dialysis (at least 6 needle sticks/wk) for 7 weeks –
What an absolute blessing! I sure miss
the social aspect and ministry at dialysis, along with my friendships with the
nurses, techs and fellow patients, and I can appreciate the life-maintaining
treatment and many lessons God taught me through my time on dialysis, but I
cannot, CAN NOT find any part of me that misses those 15 gauge needles, three
hour therapies or side effects! God has blessed me so far beyond anything I
could have fathomed or am deserving of – What a generous Heavenly Father!
Psalm 100:1-5
Shout for joy to the Lord, all the earth.
2 Worship the Lord with gladness;
come before him with joyful songs.
3 Know that the Lord is God.
It is he who made us, and we are his[a];
we are his people, the sheep of his pasture.
2 Worship the Lord with gladness;
come before him with joyful songs.
3 Know that the Lord is God.
It is he who made us, and we are his[a];
we are his people, the sheep of his pasture.
4 Enter
his gates with thanksgiving
and his courts with praise;
give thanks to him and praise his name.
5 For the Lord is good and his love endures forever;
his faithfulness continues through all generations.
and his courts with praise;
give thanks to him and praise his name.
5 For the Lord is good and his love endures forever;
his faithfulness continues through all generations.
Psalm 103:1-5
Praise the Lord, my soul;
all my inmost being, praise his holy name.
2 Praise the Lord, my soul,
and forget not all his benefits—
3 who forgives all your sins
and heals all your diseases,
4 who redeems your life from the pit
and crowns you with love and compassion,
5 who satisfies your desires with good things
so that your youth is renewed like the eagle’s.
all my inmost being, praise his holy name.
2 Praise the Lord, my soul,
and forget not all his benefits—
3 who forgives all your sins
and heals all your diseases,
4 who redeems your life from the pit
and crowns you with love and compassion,
5 who satisfies your desires with good things
so that your youth is renewed like the eagle’s.
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